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George Carlin — Song Keys & BPM

224 songs · most common key D Major · 44180 BPM (avg 96)

Here are the 224 George Carlinsongs we've mapped with verified key, BPM and Camelot data. George Carlin most often sits in D Major, with tempos spanning 44180 BPM. Use this to pick a song in your vocal range, find tracks at a matching tempo, or set up a karaoke/cover in the right key.

George Carlin's key distribution

Which keys George Carlin returns to most — each links to every song in that key:

All 224 George Carlin songs

"My Daddy"
F Minor · 110 BPM · 4A
A Couple of Other Questions
F# Minor · 112 BPM · 11A
A Modern Man
E Major · 139 BPM · 12B
A Moment of Silence
A# Minor · 88 BPM · 3A
A Place for My Stuff
A Minor · 142 BPM · 8A
Abortion
F Minor · 96 BPM · 4A
Advertising Lullabye
E Major · 110 BPM · 12B
Airline Announements
D Major · 83 BPM · 10B
Airport Security
D Major · 83 BPM · 10B
American Bullshit
F Major · 108 BPM · 7B
An Incomplete List of Impolite Words
C# Major · 91 BPM · 3B
Angels
E Major · 47 BPM · 12B
Answering Machines
C Major · 78 BPM · 8B
Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag
F Major · 134 BPM · 7B
Autoerotic Asphyxia
C# Major · 88 BPM · 3B
Baby Slings
A# Major · 78 BPM · 6B
Baseball -: Football
B Major · 95 BPM · 1B
Baseball and Football
C# Major · 145 BPM · 3B
Battered Plants
D Major · 85 BPM · 10B
Birth Control
A Major · 102 BPM · 11B
Black Consciousness
A Minor · 68 BPM · 8A
Bodily Functions
B Major · 120 BPM · 1B
Boston Rant 1957
A# Minor · 104 BPM · 3A
Breakfast Wine and Who's Boss
C# Major · 45 BPM · 3B
Businessmen
F# Major · 166 BPM · 2B
Capital Punishment
F# Major · 80 BPM · 2B
Capt. Jack & Jolly George
C Major · 106 BPM · 8B
Cars and Driving
C# Major · 82 BPM · 3B
Childhood Cliches
B Major · 101 BPM · 1B
Children Are Our Future
F# Major · 90 BPM · 2B
Cigars
E Minor · 62 BPM · 9A
Class Clown
B Minor · 57 BPM · 10A
Class Clown - Bi-Labial Fricative / Attracting Attention / Squeamish
B Minor · 79 BPM · 10A
Coast-to-Coast Emergency
F# Minor · 115 BPM · 11A
Cute Little Farts
B Major · 129 BPM · 1B
Dead Parents Helping
F# Minor · 67 BPM · 11A
Death and Dying
D Major · 76 BPM · 10B
Divorce Game
D Major · 70 BPM · 10B
Don't Pull the Plug on Me
A# Major · 83 BPM · 6B
Drugs
B Minor · 176 BPM · 10A
Dumb Americans
D# Major · 90 BPM · 5B
Early Influences
B Major · 87 BPM · 1B
Earrings
C# Major · 78 BPM · 3B
Ed Sullivan Self Taught
G# Major · 86 BPM · 4B
Euphemisms
B Major · 78 BPM · 1B
Every Child Is Special
D Major · 70 BPM · 10B
Extreme Human Behavior
C# Major · 86 BPM · 3B
Familiar Expressions
F# Major · 115 BPM · 2B
Family Newsletters
G Major · 62 BPM · 9B
Farting in Public
F# Minor · 88 BPM · 11A
Fear of Germs
F# Minor · 110 BPM · 11A
Feminist Blowjob
C# Major · 85 BPM · 3B
Filthy Words
B Major · 133 BPM · 1B
First Announcements
F Major · 105 BPM · 7B
First Leftfielders
C# Major · 129 BPM · 3B
First Time Funny
B Major · 88 BPM · 1B
Five Twos
E Minor · 91 BPM · 9A
Flesh Colored Band-Aids
B Major · 129 BPM · 1B
For Names' Sake
B Major · 114 BPM · 1B
Fourth Announcements
A# Major · 68 BPM · 6B
Fourth Leftfielders
C# Major · 91 BPM · 3B
Free-Floating Hostility
F# Major · 100 BPM · 2B
Fussy Eater, Pt. 1
D# Minor · 85 BPM · 2A
Fussy Eater, Pt. 2
A Minor · 131 BPM · 8A
God
F Major · 79 BPM · 7B
God Bless America
E Major · 83 BPM · 12B
Goin' Through My Address Book
F# Minor · 128 BPM · 11A
Golf Courses for the Homeless
D Major · 125 BPM · 10B
Good Ideas
A# Minor · 111 BPM · 3A
Good Sports
B Major · 63 BPM · 1B
Goofy Shit
C Major · 168 BPM · 8B
Grass Swept the Neighborhood
F# Major · 86 BPM · 2B
Groups and Charities
B Minor · 55 BPM · 10A
Gun Enthusiasts
E Minor · 44 BPM · 9A
Guys Named Todd
C# Major · 61 BPM · 3B
Hands-Free Telephone Headsets
A# Major · 160 BPM · 6B
Harley Davidson
A# Major · 95 BPM · 6B
Have a Nice Day
F# Major · 82 BPM · 2B
He's Smiling Down
A Major · 66 BPM · 11B
Head Lines
D Minor · 80 BPM · 7A
Heavy Mysteries
F# Minor · 85 BPM · 11A
Hello-Goodbye
D# Minor · 87 BPM · 2A
High on the Plane
G# Minor · 172 BPM · 1A
House of Blues
F# Minor · 82 BPM · 11A
I Ain't Afraid of Cancer
A Major · 121 BPM · 11B
I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die, 6-23-2001 - Bonus
G# Major · 86 BPM · 4B
I Like People
F# Major · 89 BPM · 2B
I Love My Dog
F# Major · 73 BPM · 2B
I Used to Be Irish Catholic
F# Major · 140 BPM · 2B
Ice Box Man
F# Minor · 81 BPM · 11A
In a Coma
F# Minor · 71 BPM · 11A
Interview with Jesus
C Major · 80 BPM · 8B
Jerry Hamza Interview - Bonus
A Major · 113 BPM · 11B
Join the Book Club
F Major · 82 BPM · 7B
Just Enough Bullshit
F# Major · 89 BPM · 2B
Keeping People Alert
D Major · 83 BPM · 10B
Kids and Parents
G Major · 110 BPM · 9B
Kids Are Too Small
G Minor · 75 BPM · 6A
Killer Carlin
A# Major · 94 BPM · 6B
Let's Make a Deal
D Major · 138 BPM · 10B
Life's Little Moments
D# Major · 111 BPM · 5B
Little Things We Share
F# Minor · 86 BPM · 11A
Losing Things
A Major · 127 BPM · 11B
Love and Regards
G Major · 104 BPM · 9B
Man Stuff
C# Major · 110 BPM · 3B
Mental Hot Foots
G# Minor · 82 BPM · 1A
Minority Language
G Major · 115 BPM · 9B
Missing
A Major · 72 BPM · 11B
More Stuff on Cars and Driving
D Major · 83 BPM · 10B
Mothers Club
G Major · 68 BPM · 9B
Motivation Seminars
D Major · 81 BPM · 10B
Muhammad Ali - America the Beautiful
F# Minor · 121 BPM · 11A
Music on Answering Machines
D Major · 81 BPM · 10B
Names
F Major · 119 BPM · 7B
Nasa-Holes
F Minor · 170 BPM · 4A
New York Voices
B Major · 107 BPM · 1B
No One Questions Things
D Major · 117 BPM · 10B
Nursery Rhymes
F Major · 164 BPM · 7B
Occupation: Foole
B Major · 75 BPM · 1B
Offensive Language
G Major · 109 BPM · 9B
Old Fuck
F Minor · 98 BPM · 4A
On The Road
G Major · 95 BPM · 9B
Opening
G Major · 55 BPM · 9B
Opening Sequence
C# Major · 82 BPM · 3B
Organ Donor Programs
C Major · 63 BPM · 8B
Parents in Hell
D Major · 59 BPM · 10B
Parents of Honor Students
D Major · 78 BPM · 10B
People I Can Do Without
D Major · 123 BPM · 10B
People Refuse to Be Realistic
G Major · 62 BPM · 9B
People Who Misuse Credit Cards
C# Major · 78 BPM · 3B
People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books
D Major · 102 BPM · 10B
People Who Wear Visors
A# Major · 81 BPM · 6B
Posthumous Female Transplants
F# Major · 140 BPM · 2B
Proud to Be an American
A Major · 113 BPM · 11B
Pyramid of the Hopeless
F# Major · 66 BPM · 2B
Radio Dial
B Major · 108 BPM · 1B
Rape Can Be Funny
C# Major · 88 BPM · 3B
Rats and Squealers
F Major · 76 BPM · 7B
Reagan's Gang, Church People, And American Values
D Major · 67 BPM · 10B
Religion
G Minor · 93 BPM · 6A
Religious Lift
B Major · 87 BPM · 1B
Rice Krispies
F# Minor · 89 BPM · 11A
Rich Guys in Hot Air Balloons
F Major · 84 BPM · 7B
Rocco Urbisci Interview - Bonus
A# Minor · 110 BPM · 3A
Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf
F# Minor · 116 BPM · 11A
Rules, Rules, Rules!
A# Minor · 105 BPM · 3A
Sanctity of Life
E Major · 77 BPM · 12B
Second Announcements
D# Major · 115 BPM · 5B
Second Leftfielders
C# Major · 76 BPM · 3B
Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television
B Minor · 89 BPM · 10A
Sex in Commercials
D Major · 96 BPM · 10B
Shoot
B Minor · 63 BPM · 10A
Singers with One Name
B Minor · 87 BPM · 10A
Sixth Announcements
A# Major · 81 BPM · 6B
Some People Are Stupid
F# Major · 57 BPM · 2B
Some Werds
C Major · 109 BPM · 8B
Son of Wino
A Major · 168 BPM · 11B
Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo
B Minor · 82 BPM · 10A
Sports
C# Major · 86 BPM · 3B
State Prison Farms
G# Major · 73 BPM · 4B
Stupid Bullshit
E Minor · 137 BPM · 9A
Stupid Bullshit on the Phone
D Major · 138 BPM · 10B
Swearing on the Bible
F# Major · 84 BPM · 2B
Takin' off Yer Hat
F# Major · 113 BPM · 2B
Teenage Masturbation
B Major · 91 BPM · 1B
Telephone Mimes
A Major · 93 BPM · 11B
The 11 O'clock News
D Major · 98 BPM · 10B
The All-Suicide Tv Channel
F Minor · 76 BPM · 4A
The Confessional
F# Minor · 94 BPM · 11A
The Cool World
A Minor · 99 BPM · 8A
The Fecal Differential
F Minor · 89 BPM · 4A
The First Enema
A Minor · 169 BPM · 8A
The Hair Piece
B Minor · 96 BPM · 10A
The Hallway Groups
A Minor · 95 BPM · 8A
The Opening
F Minor · 85 BPM · 4A
The Planet Is Fine
F# Minor · 70 BPM · 11A
The Prayer
A# Minor · 86 BPM · 3A
The Self-Esteem Movement
A Major · 107 BPM · 11B
The Suicide Guy
F Minor · 85 BPM · 4A
Their Kids!
D Major · 112 BPM · 10B
There Is No God
E Minor · 82 BPM · 9A
They Want to Show You the Pictures
C# Major · 114 BPM · 3B
They're Only Words
A Minor · 115 BPM · 8A
Things to Watch out For
C Major · 55 BPM · 8B
Things We Say When People Die
F# Major · 114 BPM · 2B
Things You Don't Wanna Hear
C# Major · 80 BPM · 3B
Things You Never Hear
C# Major · 80 BPM · 3B
Things You Never See
C Minor · 140 BPM · 5A
Third Announcements
A Minor · 85 BPM · 8A
Third Leftfielders
C# Major · 85 BPM · 3B
Three Little Words
D# Minor · 118 BPM · 2A
Tired of Songs
A# Major · 81 BPM · 6B
Today's Professional Parents
A Major · 73 BPM · 11B
Toledo Window Box
C Major · 121 BPM · 8B
Track 1
B Major · 82 BPM · 1B
Traffic Accidents–Keep Movin'!
F Major · 88 BPM · 7B
Tv Tonight
F# Major · 69 BPM · 2B
Uncle Dave
F Major · 171 BPM · 7B
Unrelated Things
B Major · 112 BPM · 1B
Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?) / Shoot Is Shit ...
B Minor · 106 BPM · 10A
War Pictures
G Major · 73 BPM · 9B
Wasting Time: Sharing a Swallow
D Major · 90 BPM · 10B
Welcome to My Job
B Major · 74 BPM · 1B
What a Phone Call Should Be
E Major · 81 BPM · 12B
White Guys Who Shave Their Heads
F# Major · 72 BPM · 2B
White Harlem
F# Major · 53 BPM · 2B
Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments
G Major · 180 BPM · 9B
Wonderful Wino (Top-40 Disc Jockey) - Live
D Major · 104 BPM · 10B
Wurds
A# Major · 73 BPM · 6B
Y'ever
F# Major · 81 BPM · 2B
Yeast Infection
G Major · 54 BPM · 9B
You & Me (Things That Come off Your Body)
G Major · 86 BPM · 9B
You Have No Rights
E Minor · 68 BPM · 9A
You're Lost
F# Minor · 123 BPM · 11A
Boston Rant 1957
A# Minor · 104 BPM ·
Rats and Squealers
F Major · 76 BPM ·
Cocaine
F# Major · 62 BPM ·
The Fecal Differential
F Minor · 89 BPM ·
Tired of Songs
A# Major · 81 BPM ·
The First Enema
A Minor · 169 BPM ·
Uncle Dave
F Major · 171 BPM ·
Jerry Hamza Interview - Bonus
A Major · 113 BPM ·
Rocco Urbisci Interview - Bonus
A# Minor · 110 BPM ·
I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die, 6-23-2001 - Bonus
G# Major · 86 BPM ·

Frequently Asked Questions

What key does George Carlin usually sing in?

Across the 224 George Carlin songs we've mapped, the most common key is D Major (24 songs).

What is the BPM range of George Carlin songs?

George Carlin songs range from 44 to 180 BPM, averaging about 96 BPM.

How many George Carlin songs have key and BPM data?

12NOTEZ currently lists key, BPM and Camelot data for 224 George Carlin songs.

Which George Carlin song should I cover in my own key?

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