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Kurt Metzger — Song Keys & BPM

36 songs · most common key A Major · 44175 BPM (avg 89)

Here are the 36 Kurt Metzgersongs we've mapped with verified key, BPM and Camelot data. Kurt Metzger most often sits in A Major, with tempos spanning 44175 BPM. Use this to pick a song in your vocal range, find tracks at a matching tempo, or set up a karaoke/cover in the right key.

Kurt Metzger's key distribution

Which keys Kurt Metzger returns to most — each links to every song in that key:

All 36 Kurt Metzger songs

A heavy Mexican lunch with ice cream for dessert.
D Major · 78 BPM · 10B
A sweaty monster gets everyone to forgive Tiger Woods.
D Major · 82 BPM · 10B
All Kidding Aside I Had A Great Time In Anchorage.
A Major · 87 BPM · 11B
Award winning Michael Jackson joke followed by frank discussion of sexual abuse.
G Major · 65 BPM · 9B
But Kurt Does Have a Point, Right?
A Major · 87 BPM · 11B
Cash4gold, Facebook, your virginity, and you!
D Major · 96 BPM · 10B
Curing AIDS the Kinoki way!
E Minor · 88 BPM · 9A
Get Ready For A Letdown!
C# Minor · 86 BPM · 12A
Hold your own fucking purse.
D Major · 80 BPM · 10B
I'm Basically Salman Rushdie.
A Major · 79 BPM · 11B
Know your gyno!
D Major · 44 BPM · 10B
Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart
B Minor · 77 BPM · 10A
Kurt explains evolution to young people and why God is a woman.
G Major · 91 BPM · 9B
Kurt explains why America is still number 1.
B Minor · 111 BPM · 10A
Kurt Metzger Is An Old Knickerbocker.
G# Major · 86 BPM · 4B
Kurt Metzger Makes A Brave Decision.
A Major · 85 BPM · 11B
Kurt Metzger Needs To Get Out More.
C# Minor · 88 BPM · 12A
Kurt Metzger Seems A Little TOO Obsessed With This.
A Major · 101 BPM · 11B
Kurt talks to young people about dating and plastic surgery.
A Minor · 80 BPM · 8A
Kurt talks to young people about fat chicks and Alaska.
G Major · 96 BPM · 9B
Kurt talks to young people about fisting.
B Minor · 131 BPM · 10A
Kurt talks to young people about interracial dating.
D Major · 101 BPM · 10B
Kurt talks to young people about safe assplay.
G Major · 70 BPM · 9B
Last of The Great White Jobs.
A Major · 89 BPM · 11B
No One Has Suffered More Than Me
C# Minor · 77 BPM · 12A
Ricky! Noooooooooo!
A Major · 79 BPM · 11B
Shitting, hair loss, shitting shitting.
B Minor · 83 BPM · 10A
Some things you DO NOT joke about!
B Minor · 69 BPM · 10A
Steve, Get Out of My Way!
C# Minor · 90 BPM · 12A
Straight talk about jizz.
G Major · 85 BPM · 9B
Terry The Smoker
A Major · 151 BPM · 11B
The Gulf spill affects all of us, and guidos.
D Major · 175 BPM · 10B
The Mayan prophecies, 2012, and you!
A# Minor · 82 BPM · 3A
This Joke's A Fifty Fifty.
A Major · 85 BPM · 11B
This one is hard to justify!
D Major · 77 BPM · 10B
White Precious
A Major · 66 BPM · 11B

Frequently Asked Questions

What key does Kurt Metzger usually sing in?

Across the 36 Kurt Metzger songs we've mapped, the most common key is A Major (10 songs).

What is the BPM range of Kurt Metzger songs?

Kurt Metzger songs range from 44 to 175 BPM, averaging about 89 BPM.

How many Kurt Metzger songs have key and BPM data?

12NOTEZ currently lists key, BPM and Camelot data for 36 Kurt Metzger songs.

Which Kurt Metzger song should I cover in my own key?

Pick a song near your vocal range, then use our Key Finder or Tanpura to transpose it. Every Kurt Metzger song below links to its full scale and transposition guide.

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